Where's the Birth Certificate?

Sign of the times! Or more specifically an unanswered question for U.S.A. citizens in 2008/2009 that prompts bill boards to spring up along highways around the country:

This one in Louisiana:


And this one in Pennsylvania:


If you really do not know why this question was asked, then you must be:

1). pretending;
2). from Mars;
3). your only news sources are Obamania media, e.g., CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS, NPR, WaPo, NYT, LAT, etc, etc, . . . ;
4). you are a real moron just as Obama always thinks of you;
5). all of the above;
6). non of the above;
7). whatever!

By the way, I found the pictures from here and here. And one more thing, for all the true morons out there, you may think this is no longer an issue, a scanned "Certification of Life Birth" posted online is not, NOT, NOT, a Birth Certificate. Answer the question: Where is the Birth Certificate?