AARP Ha!

I joined AARP in my early 50's. A classmate of mine joined first, he told me "What do you have to lose?" Well, after two years, I quit and stopped answering the gazillion renewal letters from them. I don't want to belong to a fake political hack. Now they think that I am dead, and continue sending the gazillion propaganda letters to my wife, which she ignores anyway. AARP Ha!