Saturday, August 29, 2009

Obama Jokes

A Google Ad caught my eyes when I visited this Glenn Beck site. The Ad entitled "Obama Jokes" has this explanation: "You gotta see these! Unlimited chuckles and grins," which is certainly too irresistible not to click it. So click I did and enjoyed my visit there.

Here's their advice on "How to start each day with a positive outlook"?
  1. Open a new file in your computer.
  2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
  3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
  4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
  5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
  6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
  7. Feel better?
Well, I am not certain that it's really new. Others name must have been there before. That just shows Obama is at most one of the figure heads -- certainly not messiah as he's trying to pretend to be. does have a page of Obama Jokes with this preamble:
People have been making fun of presidents from the beginning. However, if you make a joke about Obama, the Left labels you a "hater" or "racist." Well, we're not haters or racists, but we do pride ourselves on being politically incorrect! We are publishing these jokes in the hope that you will get a laugh or two! Feel free to take any or all and spread them around.
So in respond I took one of their jokes and made some modification from my perspective. Here it is:
Nancy Pelosi, Harry Raid, and Barack Obama were having a secret caucus on a boat in the middle of the ocean, the weather was nice and calm, but along comes an extemporaneous freaque wave out of nowhere that rocked and capsized their boat. Coast Guard budget has been severly cut to support ACORN, there is no rescuer in sight, who would be saved?

... United States of America!
God bless America!

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