Wednesday, May 6, 2009

An intelligent little girl

I can't resist to copy this one from here. While it is clearly something very unlikely to happen, but it is clever and funny:

Barak Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”

Granted that the punch line is rather incompatible to the talk of an intelligent little girl, but if it did happen we would have to worry about the family of that intelligent little girl because they are going to be in trouble. And if it did happen you can also be rest assured that the U.S. main stream media will firmly cover it up no one will able to get a hold of it.

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